fuckheaded:

Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick

• 2008:wow I was so stupid last year
• 2009:wow I was so stupid last year
• 2010:wow I was so stupid last year
• 2011:wow I was so stupid last year
• 2012:wow I was so stupid last year
• 2013:wow I was so stupid last year
• to be continued

dickfaerie:

my favorite activity is pretending that i can sing