ohdolls: bebroom: not much discussion of bagpipes on this web site they played bagpipes at my friend’s funeral
warbloggerofzillyhoo: thesherlockfandomisbroken: smith-and-noble: samandpatricks: today my best friend asked me “why cinderella’s shoe fell off if it fit her perfectly” In the original story the prince ordered one of his servants to put liquid tar on the staircase to stop her from running away. The shoe got stuck on the tar. That is a liiiiittle bit creepy LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT...
Obama: I like Coke
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lizzlemcguizzle: i take you to the candy shop
iamthemeep: kyrianne: If you’re ever depressed, just look at porn titles. It’ll make everything better. The da vinci load
electricnightmarechild: pure-purgatory: theangelgabrieldidmyhair: hahaha cas making things fall soooo funny
z3kro: “Your assignment is to write a short fictional story” “But keep it realistic, no fantasy worlds”
yeahitsmarco: *phone vibrates while sitting on it*
6l99dm9uth-cali69rn: adrians: adrians: if I was in the hunger games I’d just get mcdonalds as a sponsor but instead of just eating the big macs they’d send me during the games I’d use them as bait to trap people and every time I’d made a kill I’d look up to the sky, give a thumbs and whisper “I’m lovin’ it” why is this still circulating Because it’s brilliant.
I can go from cute to a pervert in exactly 0.2 seconds.
internetdouchebag: my pastor texted me